A politically correct X-mas greeting :-)

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the Flea ®

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Post 24-Dec-2007 18:40


Hi everyone,
please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2008 but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make Smith Torrents forums great (not to imply that
Smith Torrents forums are necessarily greater than any other
community or is the only Smith Torrents forums in the western
hemisphere (but it is)) and without regard to the race creed colour
age physical ability religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
Disclaimer :
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message however,
a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
Best wishes,
the Flea
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Post 25-Dec-2007 01:44 (after 7 hours)


Happy holidays to everyone here at smithstorrents :mrgreen:
(Sorry for the inconvenience, electrons.)
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Post 30-Dec-2007 21:31 (after 5 days)


Happy new Year everybody!
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